The limericks roll up when I’m walking. Here’s three more. I would like to be topical, but that’s just not happening.
Lulu Rocks
Lulu is a girl who goes
She shakes it down to her toes
Her two left feet
Are plates of meat
But she rocks the adipose
Long and Curly
There was a young girl called Shirley
Who’s teeth were white & pearly
But down at her feet
All folded up neat
Was her tongue so long and curly
Don’t Mess With May
A fearsome old lady called May
Insisted she had the last say
So any deniers
She attacked with pliers
Whilst humming, ‘I Did It My Way’
