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Lousy Limericks Again

The limericks roll up when I’m walking. Here’s three more. I would like to be topical, but that’s just not happening.

Lulu Rocks

Lulu is a girl who goes

She shakes it down to her toes

Her two left feet

Are plates of meat

But she rocks the adipose

Long and Curly

There was a young girl called Shirley

Who’s teeth were white & pearly

But down at her feet

All folded up neat

Was her tongue so long and curly


Don’t Mess With May

A fearsome old lady called May

Insisted she had the last say

So any deniers

She attacked with pliers

Whilst humming, ‘I Did It My Way’

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