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Lousy Limericks 2

I’ve moved on from sheep and cows to the hazards of sweets.

Sticky Sheets

There was a girl who Stole sweets

And hid them inside her sheets

One morning she woke

And this is no joke

Her hair was stuck to her feets

Blow Up Rhoda

There was a young girl named Rhoda

Who loved American Soda

She emitted a cough

Got lost in the froth

That soda it did implode her

Pips On Her Hips

A young lady ate sherbet pips

With no thought at all to her hips

A mouth of decay

Was soon on its way

And now she’s the size of two ships

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