I’ve moved on from sheep and cows to the hazards of sweets.
Sticky Sheets
There was a girl who Stole sweets
And hid them inside her sheets
One morning she woke
And this is no joke
Her hair was stuck to her feets
Blow Up Rhoda
There was a young girl named Rhoda
Who loved American Soda
She emitted a cough
Got lost in the froth
That soda it did implode her
Pips On Her Hips
A young lady ate sherbet pips
With no thought at all to her hips
A mouth of decay
Was soon on its way
And now she’s the size of two ships
