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Pump It UP

Pump It Up

There was a young lady called Kate

Who had an unusual trait

She could inflate her chest

Through a pump in her vest

She gave a big squeeze on a date

Fake Bake

There was a young man who liked cake

And was proud of all he did bake

His meringues were sound

His tarts renowned

But his cream horn was just a fake.

Miss Whippy

A young lady loved walnut whips

But they only lasted two licks

As she opened her jaw

All the men were in awe

And said, “does she do other tricks?”

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