Pump It Up
There was a young lady called Kate
Who had an unusual trait
She could inflate her chest
Through a pump in her vest
She gave a big squeeze on a date
Fake Bake
There was a young man who liked cake
And was proud of all he did bake
His meringues were sound
His tarts renowned
But his cream horn was just a fake.
Miss Whippy
A young lady loved walnut whips
But they only lasted two licks
As she opened her jaw
All the men were in awe
And said, “does she do other tricks?”
