Where’s My Teeth?

These two limericks are not based on anyone I know.  #justsaying

Mike

Mike’s a strange sort of man

Make of this what you can

He sleeps in one shoe

Will only wear blue

And keeps his teeth in a van

Gary

Gary’s a man who tells lies

And thinks it’s just about size

He boasts all about

What he calls his spout

So, it’s tiny I would surmise